i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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