i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
COCAINE IS GR8
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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