That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
there's paper in my vomit.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
