Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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