There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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