Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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