So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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