But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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