Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
