He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
