If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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