I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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