All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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