when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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