Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
