Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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