I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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