Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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