It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
