why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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