come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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