Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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