By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I am available for nakedness
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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