Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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