living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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