I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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