i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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