I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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