i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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