why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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