great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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