'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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