terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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