I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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