oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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