We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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