plz talk dirty to me
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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