They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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