i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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