He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
