Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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