So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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