Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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