Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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