im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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