Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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