i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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