so that wasnt chicken after all
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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