Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize