I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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