well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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