so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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